30 things you may or may not know

FOR bURK'S BIRTHDAY i THOUGHT IT MIGHT BE FUN TO MAKE A LIST OF 30 FUNNY THINGS YOU MAY NOT KNOW ABOUT HIM.



#1 - hE DRIVES LIKE A 90 YEAR OLD MAN AND MUST KNOW 3 CITIES AHEAD OF TIME IF HE IS GOING TO NEED TO BE IN A TURNING LANE.


#2 - hE LOVES VAMPIRES, MYSTICAL CREATURES, AND THE TMNT


#3 - HE IS A NOSE PICKER, AND DOESN'T REALLY CARE WHO KNOWS.


#4 - HE KNOWS EVERY SINGLE WORD ON hEWY lEWIS'S ALBUM fORE.


#5 - hE HATES THE DENTIST AND GOES TO THE PEDIATRIC ONE. yES THE ONE WITH THE LITTLE TRAIN ON THE SIGN.


#6 - wHEN READING OUT LOUD TO SOMEONE ELSE HE SUBCONSCIOUSLY INSERTS WORDS THAT AREN'T THERE.


#7 - hE LOVES BASEBALL BUT HATES THE yANKEES


#8 - hE IS COMPLETELY ENTERTAINED AND FASCINATED BY pOTTY hUMOR.


#9 - hE IS NOT KIDDING WHEN HE SAYS HE WANTS TO HAVE KIDS NAMED cLETUS, fESTUS AND hONUS.


#10 - wHEN HE WAS YOUNGER HE TRULY THOUGHT HE WAS ADOPTED. hILARIOUS IF YOU HAVE EVER MET HIS BROTHERS.


#11 - hE HATES WEARING GLASSES BUT WONT GET CONTACTS BECAUSE HE IS AFRAID TO PUT HIS FINGER IN HIS EYE.


#12 - hE IS THE ONLY MAN i KNOW WHO ACTUALLY ALMOST KILLED HIS MOTHER IN LAW, AND LAUGHS ABOUT IT WITH HER.


#13 - hIS FAVORITE CAKE IS RAINBOW CHIP.


#14 - hE LOVES THE MOVIE wHAT'S EATING gILBERT gRAPE, AND WILL DENY IT BUT CRIED AT THE END.

#15 - hE IS DEATHLY AFRAID OF WATER AND WILL NOT SWIM WITHOUT GOGGLES AND NOSE PLUGS.

#16 - hIS DREAM CAR IS A BASE MODEL gEO mETRO WITH A/C AND A SPOT TO PLUG IN HIS IPOD.

#17- hE IS STILL HOLDING A GRUDGE AGAINST A DIABETIC CHILD IN HIS KINDERGARTEN CLASS WHO GOT TO EAT A FULL LUNCH WHILE THE REST OF THE CLASS ONLY GOT A SNACK.

#18 - hE LOVES HIS BIRTHDAY SO MUCH HE
LIED TO HIS DAY CARE TEACHER AND TOLD
HER IT WAS HIS BIRTHDAY SO SHE WOULD THROW A PARTY, COMPLETE WITH CAKE AND PRESENTS.

#19 - hE LOVES BOWLING AND RELIGIOUSLY RECORDS AND WATCHES IT ON T.V. EVERY SUNDAY.

#20 - hE WON'T LEAVE THE HOUSE WITHOUT CHAP STICK, AND NAIL CLIPPERS.

#21 - hE IS A SUCKER FOR KIDS AND WILL BUY ANYTHING THEY ARE SELLING FROM

LEMONADE STANDS, OR PIZZAS FOR FUNDRAISERS.

#22 - eVERY COLD bURK HAS EVER HAD HAS TOPPED THE CHARTS FOR WORST COLD IN MEDICAL HISTORY.

#23 - hE FOLLOWS RECIPES EXACTLY, LIKE MEASURING THE WATER TO BOIL FOR KRAFT MAC N CHEESE.

#24 - hE REMEMBERS ALMOST EVERY BASEBALL GAME HE EVER PLAYED CLEAR BACK TO LITTLE LEAGUE. hE REMEMBERS WHO ALL THE PLAYERS WERE, THEIR POSITIONS AND ANY GOOD OR BAD PLAYS, OFTEN EVEN INCLUDING THE PLAYERS ON THE OPPOSING TEAM.

#25 - hE LOVES TO MAKE, PHOTOGRAPH, AND EAT STRANGE FOOD. sUCH AS THE

mCdONALDS PIZZA. a TOTINOS PIZZA TOPPED WITH A CHEESEBURGER AND 4 NUGGETS.

#26 - hE NEVER HAS OR NEVER WILL HUNT, BECAUSE THE THOUGHT OF CLEANING HIS KILL SICKS HIM OUT.

#27 - hE CAN KARAOKE THE LAbAMBA PROBABLY BETTER THAN ANYONE IN mEXICO.

#28 - hE LOVES TO TELL A STORY ABOUT HOW HE WAS SO PICKED ON, HE HAD TO WEAR BREAD BAGS ON HIS FEET TO KEEP THEM DRY IN THE WINTER WHILE WALKING TO ELEMENTARY SCHOOL.

#29 - hE IS A MATH GENIUS.

#30 - eVERY MORNING HE BLOWS HIS NOSE AND IT SERIOUSLY SOUNDS LIKE AN ELEPHANT.

aBOVE ALL ELSE HE HAS A HUGE HEART AND IS THE BEST FRIEND, DAD AND HUSBAND ANYONE COULD EVER HAVE. hAPPY 30TH bABE. i LOVE YOU MORE THAN LIFE.